-Offspring Lyrics: Ixnay On The Hombre-
Don't Pick It Up 
  I saw a little kid
  As he walked around
  He picked a candy bar up
  Off the ground
  He chowed about a half
  Then his face turned blue
  Turned out that candy bar was doggy-doo
  Don't pick it up I say
  Unless you can throw it away
  Don't pick it up I say
  You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
  You're out there makin' bacon
  No scrutiny
  You mess around too much
  And you got VD
  You know you never think
  And you're sore today
  You're gonna take it back to California
  Don't pick it up I say
  Unless you can throw it away
  Don't pick it up I say
  You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
  My friend was kinda hurtin'
  For a girl to try
  He saw one that looked like Pat
  On Saturday Night Live
  It had a pair of thingies
  But a mustache too
  Not clearly male nor female
  So now what to do
  Don't pick it up I say
  Unless you can throw it away
  Don't pick it up I say
  You're gonna be bummed that you went that way
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